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Wish You Were Here – Sexy & Funny Thong Greeting Card | 5x7 Adult Humor Valentine or Just Because Card

Wish You Were Here – Sexy & Funny Thong Greeting Card | 5x7 Adult Humor Valentine or Just Because Card

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Let them know exactly where you wish they were—with zero subtlety and a lot of pink lace energy. This flirty 5x7 greeting card features the playful message "Wish You Were Here" with a cute thong illustration and a very suggestive arrow. It’s the perfect spicy surprise for your long-distance lover, sneaky situationship, or Valentine with benefits.

Equal parts cheeky and charming, this card will get a blush, a laugh, and maybe even a flight booked.

Card Details:

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Professionally printed on luxe pearl shimmer cardstock

  • Includes a kraft envelope for that “classy but dirty” energy

  • Blank inside for your steamy message

  • Sealed in a clear protective sleeve

Perfect For:

  • Long-distance couples

  • Sexy Valentine’s Day notes

  • Spicy anniversary gestures

  • NSFW love letters

  • Late-night booty call follow-ups