Anti-Love

Like, if we are being honest, hate.

For the romantically unbothered, the heartbreak survivors, and anyone who'd rather gag than gush — this collection is for you. These hand-illustrated, anti-love greeting cards deliver biting humor with a wink, not a whine. Whether you're celebrating your independence or side-eyeing another couple's engagement, there's a card here to say exactly what you're not feeling. Printed on luxe pearl card stock and perfectly sized at 5x7, they’re proof that you don’t need roses or heart emojis to make a statement. Funny, bold, and unapologetically over it.

"What, From the Bottom of My Heart, The F*ck" Funny 5x7 Greeting Card — $7

Funny Adult Greeting Card "I Wonder If You Look Both Ways Before You Get On My Nerves" Sarcastic Blank Card, 5x7 with Kraft Envelope — $7

Funny Adult Greeting Card "Roses Are Red" Breakup or Petty Humor Card Blank Inside 5x7 with Kraft Envelope — $7

Up Your Butt and Around the Corner Funny 90s-Inspired Greeting Card — $7