Baby Cards

For Grown-Ups Who Know What’s Coming

Whether it’s a baby shower, an announcement, or just bracing someone for the chaos ahead, these cards say what we’re all really thinking—with a wink and a whole lot of wit. Hand-illustrated and packed with adult humor, this collection brings the laughs without the sugarcoating. From sleepless nights to questionable diaper situations, no truth is off-limits. Printed on luxe pearl card stock and sized at 5x7, they’re the perfect way to welcome a tiny human—with a healthy dose of sarcasm.