Nothing says feel better soon like brutal honesty. This 5x7 greeting card is loud, real, and laugh-out-loud gross—in the best way. Featuring bold hand-drawn text that reads:
“Get well soon because your cough is fuckin’ disgusting!”
…it’s the perfect card for the sick friend who needs tissues, soup, and a reality check.
Ideal for that roommate, coworker, or bestie who's been hacking up a lung for three days straight and still showing up like nothing’s wrong.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own brutally honest or weirdly sweet message
– Printed on premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Sealed in a protective cello sleeve
– Original hand-drawn design
Perfect For:
– Funny adult get well cards
– Friends, siblings, or coworkers with gross colds
– People who appreciate savage humor and zero sugarcoating
– The kind of person who’d laugh and then cough again
