We all know one. Maybe you are one.
This bold and lovingly sarcastic greeting card is here to remind someone (or yourself) to slow the hell down. Featuring bright colors, hand-drawn text, and a no-nonsense message—“Rest, you beautiful busy idiot!”—this card is equal parts hilarious and heartfelt. It’s perfect for burnout-prone besties, overachieving coworkers, stressed-out siblings, or anyone who needs permission to chill.
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Blank inside for your own pep talk or lovingly unhinged message
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Printed on luxe pearl finish cardstock
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Comes with a kraft envelope and cello sleeve
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Made to be kept on a desk, fridge, or vision board
A perfect pick for mental health check-ins, post-birthday burnout, or just-because-you're-worried-they’re-running-on-vibes-alone.
