Cure the winter blues the old-fashioned way—hot drinks, cozy blankets, and... well, you know. This card is bold, ridiculous, and just the right amount of inappropriate for someone who could use a pick-me-up (or a good lay).
Whether you're spicing up your cuffing season situationship or just being brutally honest with your longtime love, this card is guaranteed to make them laugh (and possibly blush).
Card Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Printed on luxe pearl shimmer cardstock for that extra little glow
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Blank inside so you can add your own spicy message
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Includes kraft paper envelope
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Packaged in a protective cello sleeve
Occasions:
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Valentine’s Day
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Winter blahs / SAD support (with benefits)
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Just-because hookup humor
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Galentine’s or Self-Love Day (because, why not?)
