For the soulmates… even if you’re emotionally unavailable or lowkey dead inside. This darkly hilarious greeting card features a moody ghost and the line: “If I had a soul, you would be its mate.” Romantic? Kind of. Morbidly relatable? Absolutely.
Whether you’re celebrating an unconventional love, making fun of your own feelings, or just want to send something totally unexpected, this card says “I love you” without actually having to say it. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or those weird existential Tuesdays.
Card Features:
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Size: 5" x 7"
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Printed on premium pearl shimmer cardstock
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Includes kraft envelope
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Blank inside for your own undead sentiments
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Packaged in a protective cello sleeve
Ideal For:
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Goth lovebirds
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Your emotionally detached partner
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Offbeat Valentine's Day humor
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That friend who says "feelings are gross" but still shows up
