Not all heroes aim for the head—and honestly, who needs that kind of pressure? This hilarious card strikes the perfect balance between heartfelt and totally unhinged. Whether it's for your bestie, partner, or sibling, let them know you'd take a bullet for them... just not in the face.
With hand-drawn cowboy boots, a dramatic limp, and questionable priorities, this card says "I love you" in the most unfiltered, unforgettable way.
Product Features:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Printed on pearl shimmer card stock for an extra kick
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Blank inside for your own overly dramatic message
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Comes with a Kraft envelope
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Packaged in a clear protective cello sleeve
- 2 options available! Illustrated and Typographic
Great For:
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Valentine's Day with edge
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Friendship cards that hit (slightly below) the mark
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Anniversary or Galentine’s Day laughs
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Fans of dark humor, cowboys, and love with limits
