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Funny Empowerment Greeting Card – “Thrive Out of Spite, Darlin’” | 5x7 Sass & Attitude Card

Funny Empowerment Greeting Card – “Thrive Out of Spite, Darlin’” | 5x7 Sass & Attitude Card

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Because nothing fuels success quite like spite. This fierce and fabulous 5x7 greeting card features a glam granny in pearls, pink fur, and power nails, puffing a cig with zero regrets. It’s the perfect mix of motivation, rebellion, and humor—just the thing to send when your bestie needs a reminder of their inner diva.

Whether they’re bouncing back from a breakup, quitting a terrible job, or just killing it in life, this card screams “keep thriving, no matter what they say.”

Details:

  • Size: 5x7 inches

  • Paper: Premium pearl cardstock with a luxe finish

  • Envelope: Kraft envelope included

  • Packaging: Individually wrapped in cello for protection

  • Blank inside for your own empowering, chaotic message

  • Hand-illustrated design full of bold color and sass

Perfect For:

  • Breakup encouragement

  • Starting over

  • Friendship motivation

  • Drag queen fans

  • Celebrating petty victories

  • Sending love with attitude