Bold. Honest. Slightly offensive (in a loving way). This laugh-out-loud birthday card says what everyone’s thinking: “You’re not a little shit anymore. You’re an old fart.” Featuring playful, bold typography and zero sugarcoating, it’s the perfect card for friends or family members who appreciate jokes as savage as their receding hairline.
Hand-illustrated with a whole lot of attitude, this 5x7 greeting card delivers the kind of humor that makes birthdays actually fun. Send it to your best friend, sibling, coworker—or anyone who deserves a good roast on their big day.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside so you can keep the jokes going
– Printed on pearl cardstock for a luxe, slightly shimmery finish
– Includes a kraft paper envelope
– Packaged in a protective cello sleeve
– Original, hand-drawn design
Perfect for:
– Friends with a good sense of humor
– Siblings who deserve to be humbled
– Coworkers who pretend they're still 29
– Anyone who’s definitely not “young and fun” anymore
