Some birthdays are best left unnumbered. This funny 5x7 greeting card features a chaotic storm of colorful birthday candles and the brutally honest message: “Shit I Lost Count.” It's perfect for anyone who's aging out of caring how old they actually are (or just refuses to admit it).
With hand-drawn candles and playful, bold typography, this card strikes the perfect balance of sass and celebration. Great for friends, coworkers, or any grown adult spiraling over their birthday. Because at a certain point… who’s really counting?
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own birthday roast or love note
– Printed on high-quality pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve
– Original hand-illustrated design
Perfect For:
– Funny birthday cards for adults
– Age jokes and milestone birthdays
– Friends, coworkers, or your chaotic cousin
– People with a good sense of humor and no clue how old they are
