Sometimes poetry doesn’t need to be sweet. Say it like you mean it with this brutally honest and hilariously bold greeting card that reads:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, lil stupid ass bitch I ain't f*ckin with you.”
Perfect for breakups, petty moments, savage birthdays, or sending a strong message with style. Whether you're cutting ties or just clowning around, this card keeps it real (and funny).
Details:
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✦ Size: 5x7 inches, the perfect size to make a statement
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✦ Printed on luxe pearl card stock for a quality, semi-shimmery finish
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✦ Blank inside. Spill your own tea, or keep it short and shady
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✦ Comes with a kraft paper envelope
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✦ Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for protection and gifting
Why You'll Love It:
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Bold adult humor with a poetic twist
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Great for anti-Valentine’s Day, ex-friend drama, or any WTF occasion
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Hand-illustrated for a unique, eye-catching design
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Made for people with a savage sense of humor and no time for BS
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