When the winter blues hit hard, there's only one thing left to do: get under the covers — and not just to nap. This cheeky adult humor card reads:
“Let’s bang the seasonal depression out of each other!”
Equal parts flirty, funny, and way too real, this card is perfect for your partner, situationship, or spicy valentine who helps you survive the cold, dark months (and maybe warms things up a bit).
It’s the perfect card for winter birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or sending a little NSFW encouragement with love and laughs.
Product Details:
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✦ Size: 5x7 inches – big enough for big energy
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✦ Blank inside – write your own seductive message or keep it chaotic
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✦ Printed on high-quality pearl card stock with a soft shimmer
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✦ Includes a kraft paper envelope
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✦ Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve – ready for gifting or mailing
Why You'll Love It:
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Bold and hilarious adult humor
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Great for couples who cope with humor (and heat)
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Hand-drawn design for a personal, premium feel
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Ideal for cold-weather cuddling and chaotic love language
Perfect For:
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Funny Valentine’s Day cards
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Winter birthday cards
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Depression humor (but make it sexy)
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Couples who love a good laugh
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NSFW snail mail surprises
