For the people who consistently test your patience, here’s your chance to say what you’re really thinking (with a little help from a snarky card). This adult humor greeting card reads:
“I wonder if you look both ways before you get on my nerves.”
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers (or anyone who needs a loving little roast).
Card Features:
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✦ Size: 5x7 inches — just the right amount of sass
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✦ Printed on premium pearl card stock with a subtle, classy shimmer
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✦ Blank inside so you can personalize your shade
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✦ Comes with a kraft paper envelope
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✦ Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for gifting or protection
Why You'll Love It:
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Perfect mix of funny, rude, and relatable
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Ideal for birthdays, casual “just because” laughs, or office drama relief
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Hand-drawn design gives it a personal, one-of-a-kind touch
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Great for fans of sarcasm and petty humor
Use It For:
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Sassy friendship cards
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Annoying sibling banter
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Passive-aggressive workplace notes
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Adult birthday cards with attitude
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Just-for-fun greetings with edge
