Turning 30 just got a whole lot funnier. Celebrate your favorite almost-old friend with this cheeky adult humor birthday card that reads:
“Halfway to 60.”
Because nothing says "welcome to your thirties!" like a gentle roast about creeping closer to senior discounts.
This funny birthday card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone hitting the big 3-0 — and taking it just a little too seriously.
Product Details:
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✦ Size: 5x7 inches – a perfect fit for laughs (and envelopes!)
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✦ Printed on luxe pearl card stock with a subtle shimmer
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✦ Blank inside – write your own heartfelt message or go full savage
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✦ Comes with a kraft paper envelope
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✦ Packaged in a protective cello sleeve – ready to gift or mail
Why You'll Love It:
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A hilarious way to celebrate turning 30 (or roast someone who is)
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Ideal for adult birthdays, milestone celebrations, or gag gift pairings
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Hand-drawn design with a modern, bold look
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A perfect mix of sarcasm and style for grown-up party vibes
Great For:
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Funny 30th birthday cards
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Best friend birthday cards
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Adult milestone birthday humor
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Office birthday laughs
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Age-related roasting (the gentle kind)