For the friends who’ve seen you through breakups, breakdowns, and blackout nights—this one’s for them. This cheeky and clever 5x7 greeting card reads: "Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard!" — and yeah, it’s exactly as inappropriate as it is perfect.
Hand-illustrated with bold colors and hilarious design, this card is ideal for birthdays, Galentine’s, or just because you love your ride-or-die bestie (even when they're a little gross).
Product Features:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Professionally printed on luxe pearl card stock
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Blank inside – for your own dirty dedication
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Comes with Kraft envelope
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Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for protection (like a good friend should be)
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