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Flirty & Sexy Greeting Card – “Your Clothes Would Look Nice on the Bedroom Floor” | 5x7 Bold Adult Humor Card

Flirty & Sexy Greeting Card – “Your Clothes Would Look Nice on the Bedroom Floor” | 5x7 Bold Adult Humor Card

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Subtle? Never heard of it. This 5x7 greeting card brings the heat with the perfectly placed compliment: “Your clothes would look nice on the bedroom floor.” Paired with a hand-drawn illustration of casually discarded socks, pants, and a pink thong, this card keeps it cheeky, classy(ish), and just the right amount of dirty.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, long-distance teasing, or your favorite hookup—you know who they are.

Details:

  • Size: 5x7 inches

  • Material: Premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer

  • Envelope: Kraft paper envelope included

  • Packaging: Protected in a clear cello sleeve

  • Blank inside for your own spicy or sultry message

  • Minimalist hand-drawn design with soft color accents

Perfect For:

  • Valentine’s Day

  • Long-distance lovers

  • Anniversaries

  • Hot notes and teasing texts IRL

  • Just because...

  • Lovers with a sense of humor