Who says honesty isn’t sexy? This brutally funny “Emotionally Unavailable, Afraid of Commitment, and Good in Bed” card is for those who know exactly what they bring to the table—and aren’t afraid to advertise it.
Perfect for casual situationships, your hot mess bestie, or that one person who knows you’re chaos and still kinda likes it. Bold, cheeky, and 100% on-brand for your messy romantic era.
Card Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Printed on luxe pearl shimmer cardstock
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Blank inside so you can overshare (or not)
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Comes with a kraft paper envelope
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Packaged in a clear protective cello sleeve
Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day with zero expectations
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Hookups with a sense of humor
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Galentine’s Day or "Anti-Valentine’s" vibes
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That one friend who always jokes about therapy (but never goes)
