Celebrate their survival with a dose of brutal honesty and a whole lot of humor. This hand-illustrated card reads: “Another birthday! You made it! I didn’t think you could.” The perfect mix of sarcasm and affection for friends who can take a joke (and probably deserve one).
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Original hand-illustrated design
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Printed on high-quality pearl card stock for a luxe finish
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Includes a Kraft paper envelope
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Wrapped in clear cello for a clean, gift-ready presentation
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Size: 5 x 7 inches
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Blank inside for your own witty message
Perfect for birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or anyone who’s outlived your expectations (barely). This card says “I love you”, in the most backhanded way possible.
