This card isn’t beating around the bush—unless you’re into that.
Whether it’s an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just a “hey, let’s bang” kind of vibe, this bold 5x7 greeting card gets straight to the point:
“I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.”
It’s cheeky, a little thirsty, and totally hilarious. Perfect for partners who appreciate direct communication (with benefits).
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside (but we know what you’ll write)
– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer
– Includes a kraft envelope
– Packaged in a cello sleeve for extra protection
– Design features a stack of pillows wrapped in illustrated arms on a lavender background
Great For:
– Anniversaries, date nights, spicy surprises
– Valentine’s Day or “just because”
– Love notes with benefits
– People who flirt through humor
