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Greeting Cards

Say it with a laugh! Our Greeting Cards collection is packed with hilariously hand-drawn designs and clever adult humor, making every occasion a little more memorable. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, apologizing for a mishap, or just sending a random pick-me-up, there’s a card for literally everything.

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Because life’s too short for boring cards!

Funny Get Well Card – "The Lengths You'll Go to Feel Better for Some Attention" – Adult Humor 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

Funny Get Well Card – "The Lengths You'll Go to Feel Better for Some Attention" – Adult Humor 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope
Funny Mental Health / Breakup Card – "You're Posting a Lot of Song Lyrics and We're All Worried About You" – 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

Funny Mental Health / Breakup Card – "You're Posting a Lot of Song Lyrics and We're All Worried About You" – 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope
Funny Get Well Card – "Glad You’re On the Mend" – Thumbs-Up Recovery Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Get Well Card – "Glad You’re On the Mend" – Thumbs-Up Recovery Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Adult Greeting Card – "Sorry You Had a Bad Day, You Can Touch My B**bs" – Risqué Humor Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Adult Greeting Card – "Sorry You Had a Bad Day, You Can Touch My B**bs" – Risqué Humor Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Empathy Card – "It Really Be Like That Sometimes" – Minimalist Mood Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Empathy Card – "It Really Be Like That Sometimes" – Minimalist Mood Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Sexy Funny Card – "I'll Be There to Feel You Up" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Sexy Funny Card – "I'll Be There to Feel You Up" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Get Well Card – "Get Well Enough to Have Sex Again Soon" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Get Well Card – "Get Well Enough to Have Sex Again Soon" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Pet Sympathy Card – "Losing a Pet Is Some Rough Sh*t" – Honest Grief Support Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Pet Sympathy Card – "Losing a Pet Is Some Rough Sh*t" – Honest Grief Support Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Non-Apology Card – "Un-F*ck Yourself or Whatever" – Sarcastic Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Non-Apology Card – "Un-F*ck Yourself or Whatever" – Sarcastic Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Apology Card – "You Were Right. There, I Said It." – Sarcastic Adult Humor Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Apology Card – "You Were Right. There, I Said It." – Sarcastic Adult Humor Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Over-Apologizer Card – "Sorry for Saying Sorry Too Much" – Anxiety & Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Over-Apologizer Card – "Sorry for Saying Sorry Too Much" – Anxiety & Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Rainbow Wellness Check Card – Mental Health Support Card, Funny Friendship Greeting, 5x7 with Envelope

Rainbow Wellness Check Card – Mental Health Support Card, Funny Friendship Greeting, 5x7 with Envelope
Pet Loss Sympathy Card – "So Very Sorry for Your (Pet) Loss" – Hand-Drawn Animal Fur Lettering, 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

Pet Loss Sympathy Card – "So Very Sorry for Your (Pet) Loss" – Hand-Drawn Animal Fur Lettering, 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope
"I'm a Hugger!" Encouragement Card – Supportive Friendship or Recovery Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

"I'm a Hugger!" Encouragement Card – Supportive Friendship or Recovery Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Funny Support Card – "I'm Here for You... and I’ll Bring Snacks!" – Friendship or Tough Times Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Funny Support Card – "I'm Here for You... and I’ll Bring Snacks!" – Friendship or Tough Times Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Just Checkin' In On You Card – Retro Colorful Encouragement Card, 5x7 Mental Health or Friendship Greeting with Envelope

Just Checkin' In On You Card – Retro Colorful Encouragement Card, 5x7 Mental Health or Friendship Greeting with Envelope
Mental Health Encouragement Card – “It's OK to Disappear Until You Feel Like You Again” – 5x7 Thoughtful Support Card with Envelope

Mental Health Encouragement Card – “It's OK to Disappear Until You Feel Like You Again” – 5x7 Thoughtful Support Card with Envelope
“It Will (Most Likely) Be OK” Encouragement Card – 5x7 Funny-But-True Mental Health Greeting Card

“It Will (Most Likely) Be OK” Encouragement Card – 5x7 Funny-But-True Mental Health Greeting Card
“I Need One of Those Hugs That Turns Into Sex” – 5x7 Spicy Funny Greeting Card

“I Need One of Those Hugs That Turns Into Sex” – 5x7 Spicy Funny Greeting Card
“This Fuckin’ Sucks …But I’m Here for You” – Funny Empathy Greeting Card

“This Fuckin’ Sucks …But I’m Here for You” – Funny Empathy Greeting Card
Funny Birthday Card – “You’re No Spring Chicken” – Adult Humor Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Card – “You’re No Spring Chicken” – Adult Humor Greeting Card
Funny Get Well Card – “Maybe Go to Urgent Care?” – Sarcastic Greeting Card for Sick Friends

Funny Get Well Card – “Maybe Go to Urgent Care?” – Sarcastic Greeting Card for Sick Friends