You Made a Baby, You Crafty B*tch Funny Adult Humor Baby Card

Bold. Hilarious. Totally deserved. Celebrate your friend’s newest (and tiniest) DIY project with this hand-illustrated greeting card that proudly says: “You made a baby, you crafty bitch.” Perfect for baby showers, new parent celebrations, or just giving props to the badass behind the bump.

• Hand-drawn original design

• Printed on premium pearl card stock for a luxe, soft shimmer

• Includes a Kraft paper envelope

• Individually wrapped in clear cello for a polished presentation

• Size: 5 x 7 inches

• Blank inside for your own inappropriate or sweet message

Because nothing says congratulations like calling it exactly what it is: crafty, impressive, and slightly chaotic. This one’s for the cool moms (and the friends who keep it real).