Bold. Hilarious. Totally deserved. Celebrate your friend’s newest (and tiniest) DIY project with this hand-illustrated greeting card that proudly says: “You made a baby, you crafty bitch.” Perfect for baby showers, new parent celebrations, or just giving props to the badass behind the bump.
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Hand-drawn original design
 
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Printed on premium pearl card stock for a luxe, soft shimmer
 
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Includes a Kraft paper envelope
 
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Individually wrapped in clear cello for a polished presentation
 
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Size: 5 x 7 inches
 
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Blank inside for your own inappropriate or sweet message
 
Because nothing says congratulations like calling it exactly what it is: crafty, impressive, and slightly chaotic. This one’s for the cool moms (and the friends who keep it real).