Pull the lever and hit the jackpot of birthday wishes. This adult-humored, hand-illustrated card reads: “I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms, and I hope you hit the lottery”—because honestly, what more could anyone want? This card is the ultimate combo of cheeky, bold, and over-the-top fun.
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Original hand-drawn artwork featuring a birthday-themed slot machine
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Printed on premium pearl card stock for a smooth, shimmering finish
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Includes a Kraft paper envelope
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Individually wrapped in clear cello for a polished, gift-ready feel
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Size: 5 x 7 inches
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Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message
Perfect for the birthday friend who appreciates a wild wish list, a dirty joke, and a whole lot of good luck. It's big birthday energy, in card form.
