This is not your grandma’s love card. For the couple that laughs at the darkest jokes and has absolutely zero chill, this brutally honest “I Love You Like a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack” greeting card delivers serious laughs. It’s the perfect blend of raunchy romance and adult humor—and trust us, they’ll never forget this card.
Printed on premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer and paired with a kraft envelope, this 5x7 card is blank inside for your own spicy note. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just because, it’s made for those with a twisted sense of humor and a deep appreciation for dirty love.
Perfect for:
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Raunchy couples with a dark sense of humor
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NSFW Valentine’s Day cards
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Spicy anniversaries
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Adult humor card collectors
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Unexpected "I love you"s
Product Details:
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Size: 5” x 7”
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Paper: Premium pearl shimmer cardstock
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Envelope: Kraft paper envelope included
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Packaging: Cello-wrapped for safe gifting
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Interior: Blank inside for your custom message
