Love you? Yes. Stalking you? Never. This 5x7 greeting card says what we’re all thinking but with just enough humor to keep it cute: “I’m obsessed with you in a non-creepy way.” Featuring a hand-drawn mysterious figure hiding behind a newspaper, it’s the perfect card for couples with a dark sense of humor, secret crushes, or long-term weirdos in love.
Printed on luxe pearl cardstock, this card blends flirty, awkward, and adorable in all the best ways.
Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Material: Premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer finish
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Envelope: Kraft paper envelope included
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Packaging: Cello sleeve for protection
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Blank inside for your own suspiciously sweet message
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Hand-drawn design with bold colors and newspaper-style lettering
Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day
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Anniversaries
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Secret admirers
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Relationship humor
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Funny love notes
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Crush-worthy confessions
