Because some people will truly stop at nothing for a little sympathy. This brilliantly passive-aggressive 5x7 get well card features bold, hand-drawn lettering wrapped in a dramatic yellow ribbon with the hilarious message:
“The lengths you’ll go to feel better for some attention.”
It’s equal parts sarcastic and sweet—perfect for friends, coworkers, or siblings who love a little dramatic flair when they’re under the weather. Bonus points if they’re milking it.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own snarky or sincere message
– Printed on pearl cardstock for a luxe shimmer finish
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve
– Original hand-drawn and lettered design
Perfect For:
– Funny get well cards with a dramatic edge
– Coworkers using all their sick days
– Friends who lowkey love the attention
– People who recover best when they’re the center of it all
