Because nothing motivates recovery quite like the promise of getting it on again. This cheeky 5x7 greeting card features bold, colorful lettering and a hilariously honest message:
“Get well enough to have sex again soon.”
It’s flirty, inappropriate, and perfect for that special someone who’s out of commission—and really needs a reason to bounce back.
Whether it's surgery, the flu, or just a dramatic head cold, this card is both a solid encouragement and a solid proposition.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own seductive or supportive note
– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock for a soft shimmer
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
– Original hand-lettered, full-color design
Perfect For:
– Get well cards for partners or spicy situationships
– Adults with a sense of humor and mutual consent
– Post-surgery encouragement with benefits
– Flirty healing vibes
