A little humor, a little comfort, and a little inappropriate? Sounds like love. This bold 5x7 card reads:
“Sorry you had a bad day. You can touch my boobs if you want.”
It’s the perfect mix of adult humor and sweet support for your partner, situationship, or long-term crush who could use a laugh (and maybe a feel).
This card’s got strong “romantic trashbag” energy and makes the perfect surprise for birthdays, bad days, or spontaneous moments of inappropriate affection.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own sexy, sweet, or savage message
– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
– Original hand-lettered design in playful typography
Perfect For:
– Your partner or hot mess valentine
– Friends with benefits and lovers who love to laugh
– Cards for bad days, flirty vibes, or “you up?” moments
– Adult humor lovers who enjoy the crude and the cute
