For the friend who lives for PSLs, wears matching sweatsuits, and still somehow makes it look iconic—this card’s for them. Our vibrant hand-lettered greeting card reads:
“You’re a basic bitch. But you’re my basic bitch.”
It’s brutally honest, affectionate, and low-key the ultimate compliment.
This bold 5x7 card is printed on luxe pearl card stock and perfect for birthdays, bestie appreciation, or just a hilarious reminder that they’re your favorite flavor of basic.
Product Features:
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Size: 5x7 inches
 
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Printed on premium pearl card stock with hand-drawn lettering
 
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Blank inside for your perfectly chaotic message
 
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Comes with a kraft envelope
 
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Individually sealed in a clear protective sleeve
 
Perfect For:
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Best friends
 
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Birthday cards for basic queens
 
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BFF care packages
 
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Adult humor stationery lovers
 
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Galentine’s Day or Just-Because moments