You're My Basic B*tch – Funny Colorful Friendship Card

For the friend who lives for PSLs, wears matching sweatsuits, and still somehow makes it look iconic—this card’s for them. Our vibrant hand-lettered greeting card reads:
“You’re a basic bitch. But you’re my basic bitch.”
It’s brutally honest, affectionate, and low-key the ultimate compliment.

This bold 5x7 card is printed on luxe pearl card stock and perfect for birthdays, bestie appreciation, or just a hilarious reminder that they’re your favorite flavor of basic.

Product Features:

• Size: 5x7 inches

• Printed on premium pearl card stock with hand-drawn lettering

• Blank inside for your perfectly chaotic message

• Comes with a kraft envelope

• Individually sealed in a clear protective sleeve

Perfect For:

• Best friends

• Birthday cards for basic queens

• BFF care packages

• Adult humor stationery lovers

• Galentine’s Day or Just-Because moments