I’ll Come Back to Haunt You Funny Friendship & Love Greeting Card

Some people say “I’ll never forget you.”
Others promise something far more… long-term.

This funny greeting card is perfect for the person you love enough to emotionally threaten with eternal haunting. Equal parts dark humor and affection, it’s ideal for friendships, relationships, or anyone who understands that love doesn’t end — it just gets spookier.

Printed on premium pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer, this card feels elevated and gift-worthy while still delivering a laugh. Bold, colorful hand-drawn lettering pops against the dark background, making it impossible to ignore (or forget… even after death).

Card Details

• Size: 5 x 7 inches

• Paper: High-quality pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer finish

• Envelope: Kraft paper envelope included

• Packaging: Individually wrapped in a clear cello sleeve

• Interior: Blank inside for your own message

• Design Style: Hand-drawn typography with playful, bold color accents

Perfect For

• Best friends

• Romantic partners

• Anniversaries

• Valentine’s Day

• “Just because” cards

• Anyone who appreciates dark humor and emotional commitment

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Funny with just the right amount of menace
✔ Luxe paper that feels special and gift-ready
✔ Blank inside so you can make it sweet, sarcastic, or fully unhinged
✔ A card they’ll keep forever (possibly out of fear)