Friends Are Like Condoms – Funny Adult Friendship Card

For the friends who’ve seen you through breakups, breakdowns, and blackout nights—this one’s for them. This cheeky and clever 5x7 greeting card reads: "Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard!" — and yeah, it’s exactly as inappropriate as it is perfect.

Hand-illustrated with bold colors and hilarious design, this card is ideal for birthdays, Galentine’s, or just because you love your ride-or-die bestie (even when they're a little gross).

Product Features:

• Size: 5x7 inches

• Professionally printed on luxe pearl card stock

• Blank inside – for your own dirty dedication

• Comes with Kraft envelope

• Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for protection (like a good friend should be)

Perfect For:

• Best friends

• Gag gifts

• Adult birthday cards

• Celebrating chaotic friendships

• Condom-themed care packages, obviously