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Funny Congratulations Card – “Way to Be a F*ckin' Quitter!” | Sobriety, Smoking, or Dropout Card
Funny Congratulations Card – “Way to Be a F*ckin' Quitter!” | Sobriety, Smoking, or Dropout Card

Funny Congratulations Card – “Way to Be a F*ckin' Quitter!” | Sobriety, Smoking, or Dropout Card

Quitting never looked so good. Whether they gave up booze, smoking, their toxic job, or even dropped out of college — celebrate the quit with this bold, hilarious 5x7 card that says what everyone’s thinking: Way to be a fckin’ quitter!*

Hand-illustrated with punchy typography and colorful banners, this card packs a congratulatory punch for anyone who made a brave (or chaotic) life pivot. A perfect mix of snark, support, and adult humor.

Details:

  • Size: 5x7 inches

  • Paper: Luxe pearl cardstock with a smooth, shimmery finish

  • Envelope: Kraft paper envelope included

  • Packaging: Each card is wrapped in protective cello

  • Blank inside so you can add your own roast or cheer

  • Hand-drawn design with edgy, celebratory flair

Ideal For:

  • Sobriety milestones

  • Quitting smoking or vaping

  • Leaving a job

  • Dropping out of school

  • Celebrating a fresh start (or a spicy exit)