Bring back the classic birthday roast with a card that hits every note of nostalgia and adult humor. This hand-drawn card reads:
“Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.”
It’s playful, petty, and perfect for anyone who can take a joke (from your childhood bestie sibling, to your work BFF).
Card Specs:
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✦ Size: 5x7 inches – plenty of space for an extra jab or heartfelt note
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✦ Blank inside – personalize it with sweet wishes or more roasts
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✦ Printed on premium pearl card stock for a smooth, shimmering finish
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✦ Includes a kraft paper envelope
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✦ Wrapped in a clear cello sleeve for a polished, gift-ready look
Why It Works:
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Hilarious throwback rhyme with an adult twist
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Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a good sense of humor
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Hand-illustrated and unique. Not your average grocery store card
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Pairs well with gag gifts, banana-themed treats, or zoo puns (optional but fun)
Perfect For:
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Funny adult birthday cards
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Childhood friends
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Light-hearted sibling teasing
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Coworker birthday celebrations
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Anyone who laughs at dark or silly humor
