Because nothing says family love like being guilt-tripped into showing it. This sarcastic 5x7 greeting card reads: “Mom told me to get you a card.” and looks like a card... because it is. Featuring colorful, playful typography and big sibling energy, it's the perfect passive-aggressive way to say happy birthday (or I remembered… kind of).
Perfect for brothers, sisters, cousins, or anyone whose birthday you remembered at the last second because your mom reminded you.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own reluctant well wishes
– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock for a slight shimmer
– Comes with kraft paper envelope
– Wrapped in a clear cello sleeve
– Original hand-illustrated design
Perfect For:
– Siblings, cousins, or family birthdays
– Last-minute cards that still totally count
– People who know you love them, even if you’re too cool to say it
– Funny adult birthday cards with major "fine, whatever" energy