When subtlety isn’t your thing and neither is aging gracefully. This hilariously honest 5x7 birthday card features one sassy, still-inflated balloon judging a tired, deflated balloon with the savage line: “You’ve Aged.” It’s the perfect roast for that friend who’s starting to feel their back crack in the morning and can’t quite bounce back like they used to.
Silly, brutal, and a little too real—this card is perfect for milestone birthdays, midlife meltdowns, or just keeping your friends humble.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own snarky or sweet message
– Printed on pearl cardstock for a luxe, shimmery finish
– Includes kraft paper envelope
– Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve
– Original hand-drawn artwork and lettering
Perfect For:
– Funny birthday cards for friends or siblings
– Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, etc.)
– Coworkers with a good sense of humor (and a chiropractor)
– Anyone who needs to laugh about aging before they cry about it
