Because what’s a 30th birthday without a little unnecessary panic? Celebrate the big 3-0 with this funny and slightly unhinged birthday card featuring a bold award ribbon and the perfectly timed message: “Halfway to 60.” It’s congratulatory, it’s terrifying, and it’s the kind of card they’ll never forget—no matter how much they wish they could.
Hand-illustrated with love (and sarcasm), this 5x7 greeting card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone entering their funny-but-fragile era. Trust us: they’ll laugh, then cry, then probably laugh again.
Product Details:
– Size: 5x7 inches
– Blank inside for your own snarky message
– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer
– Includes a kraft paper envelope
– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for protection
– Original, hand-drawn design
Great for:
– 30th birthday cards
– Funny milestone birthday card
– Cards for friends, coworkers, or that one cousin who’s “totally fine” with turning 30
– People who love a good roast
