Poetry is not dead—it’s just a little horny. This 5x7 hand-illustrated greeting card features a cartoon hand with colorful nails and a cheeky little ode to missing someone in a very specific way:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you!"
Perfect for long-distance lovers, spicy Valentine’s messages, or just because your humor is filthy and your love is real.
Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches
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Paper: Premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer finish
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Envelope: Kraft envelope included
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Packaging: Cello sleeve for safe, sexy storage
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Blank inside for your own NSFW note
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Hand-drawn design with bold colors and adult energy
Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day
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Long-distance relationships
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Break-the-ice love notes
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NSFW birthdays
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Naughty anniversary messages
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Just because you're horny and honest
